I mean, it brings a smile to my face, but Im not laughing. Have a fantastic Flashback Friday, and a great weekend! Micro Machine Man: (talks quickly) The dramatically in sail triply trim rebel comes with the real thing that holds 25 Micro Machines with fabulous fantastic features, two totally tripping elevators, real-working hoist, runway and two cargo arms. (LogOut/ I remember always asking my mom to buy these for me and I would have eaten the whole package in one or two sittings if she had allowed me to do so. NC (vo): Though, speaking of which, what are we supposed to assume that stuff is? NC: God, and they say boys can be disgusting! (pretends to examine his "Popple Ball") Oh, wow, that's a hairy fucker. :) Ebay account required. Santa: Tis the season to be sharing, Fred. Youre building sand castles and Lincoln logs! I've asked several people if they remember these these cookies & all butone person, had no clue what I was talking about. My Nana B used to always buy these cookies for me. This was, like, the coolest drink ever, and, by God, it was the only good thing that snot-bubble Slimer ever produced. NC (vo): Listen to him. Announcer: Each sold separately from Koki! Announcer: Riggers and trucks. OMG..my twin just found these cookies online for me! I was born in 1978 so I got to grow up in the 80s and 90s! Mother: Chris, why dont you read something? That was a clever idea. This 80's food must be real unhealthy cuz the companies won't bring them back! Wow! Announcer: Slippery wet fun for the whole gang! (Two girls are placing a baby doll in a toy potty. Any one remember Circus fun cereal? ), (TV static transition to: Popples commercial. . Why did they ever stop making these cookies? No product is ever good enough to elicit a case of the giggles (not even laughing gas can do that! Announcer: Hi-C Ecto Cooler: Slimers new fruit drink. We used to walk to the Wonder store to buy these. More than meets the eye! Kittens! My fav was vanilla with chocolate in the inside. He's eating Apple Jacks. Just pure, pathetic nostalgia? They seemed like those cheap duplex cookies, but with faces. They never had these cookies in Canada for some strange reason. I loved these cookies as a kid. Its set in this apocalyptic future where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two kids who sit at a table and throw marbles at even bigger marbles. NC: A very special kind of gang, but, yes, slippery wet fun is guaranteed. (TV static transition to: A Transformers toy commercial. I loved these creamy cookies. NC: I'm not gonna go in any order or tie them together with any theme. (NC sits watching as the Micro Machine Man continues to talk fast. Three Clay Singers: After these messages Clay Fire Hydrant: (sings) After these messages Clay Cowboy: (sings) After these messages Clay Dog: (sings) After these messages (The title "After These Messages" is shown.). Well, now they made a toy out of it! The fate of Armageddon lies in your hands! What a dickcock! Thats how bored apparently we got! Are we really gonna confuse this Nintendo for another Nintendo? I ALWAYS had these in my lunch! My grandma would give me these everyday, man I loved these cookies. What a great memory from my 80s childhood! These cookies were soooo Good! , (TV static transition to: Burger King Kids Meal commercial. This pathetic loser?
Be a Santas helper! The Cat in the Hat - Was That Real? That was the summer of Apple Jacks. Ew! You know what? I ripped the ad that I mentioned above out. And for the first time since (drinks a glass of water for a bit while the singing continues) I dont remember when, I felt just like my critical self again. The Popples wouldn't come out like this. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream ay, there's the rub: For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, When we- (NC explodes). ), Off-screen Girl Singer: Help you with your training pants, you make me so proud. I remember it so (stuffs his face with a cookie) Well, ever since last week, when the comments were made by the director of My Pet Monster, I've been doing a little thinking, asking myself some questions, likewhat the fuck am I doing with my life? The summer where anything was possible. The following are comments left about Giggles Cookies from site visitors such as yourself. A Little Place of Randomness in a Small Corner of the Internet. everyone I know thinks I'm half brain dead, they think these lil things never existed . Announcer: Ecto Cooler. NC (vo): Every time he came on TV, you felt like you were doing ecstasy. NC: (disgusted) Urgh, I dont want to think about it! Nabisco needs to bring these back! document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ). Does anyone know what year these came out? You had such dreams ahead of you, such promise. You remember these commercials, right? I have a candy cane in my pants for you. These came in either chocolate or vanilla and had a creamy center.
NC (vo): Just pray that thing doesnt have to go Number 2. NC: MOM!! You cant have that, but you can have this. (As the boys think of an answer, we then cut to a scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.). (TV static transition to: Apple Jacks commercial. I loved the faces on them! It was just Nintendo in general. Commercials for this product always featured a kid explaining the cookie, and why they cant understand their younger siblings excessive giggling. Boy: But the Fraggles are really fun. It's like they're in their own little world, a world that wants to be nice to you but scam you at the exact same time. ), Off-screen Girl Singer: Magic Potty Baby . I loved those cookies. NC (vo): Oh, this ad was unbelievable. . My mom used to get me these when I was behaving well. These tasty treats were not only a part of my childhood but served as a reminder to everyone that smiling was not just a face on a cookie but a way of life. (Then we see an image of the Popples in first aid bandages and I.V.s attached to them) But, oh, well. While I cant say six-year-old me laughed like a crazy person after eating Giggles, I will say that these were a good cookie. Not giggling good, but good. And that, my friends, qualifies as nostalgic. When you make a call that costs money, theres usually a different idea behind it, and the idea of Santa being a part of that is pretty freaking creepy. (shares his cereal). Just commercials! I was in Jr. High school and everything was stupid then, I suppose. =o). To sweeten the deal, they also offered Giggles stickers. Its like the sperm of a sperm or. He started off as the Fed-Ex Man and moved onto a toy called Micro Machines, which, sadly, I dont think exist anymore*. I spent all my time watching no nostalgic movies and no nostalgic TV shows. I got 10 more years, suckers! I watch old nostalgic TV. Announcer: Chia Teddy Bears! Its the most badass commercial ever! I wish they'd come back. NC (vo): If you liked it, good for you, but dont be surprised if you have a sudden fascination with Chia Paint Dry. And it kicked ass to suddenly see these things around. I remember when the line "Fresh from the Sewer" actually sounded appetizing. I would sooo by them. I've racked my brain over this, thank GOD it was on here!!!! Lets hope they both make a comeback sometime soon. Omagosshh!LOVED these cookies Sooooo Much!! I still think and talk about them all of the time. Loved the commercials too where the kids would be hysterical laughing. NC (vo; as the voice from the TV): Im so confident you wont stop watching me, that Im just giving you books! Christina,Are you interested in buying coin operated horses or spring rocking horses??? (holds his head and starts to sob) Im not a man! He's eating Apple Jacks. It curbed my wasteful proclivity, but my life has never been as rich as it was because of it. ), Santa: (sings) Yabba-dabba-fruitylicious-do. NC (vo): My God, people stoned out of their minds dont laugh this hard! They'd look more like this. (TV static transition to: Micro Machines commercials. . Voice (Girl 1): Not the Apple Jacks Test. I thinks nabisco made them. , NC (vo): Yeah, cant go wrong with this game, and the song, it turns out, was pretty catchy, too.
Its already a fucking tree! I miss those days sometimes! Its very big in Sweden. Background singer: Pop your basketball Popple! Background singers: Aren't you hungryfor Burger King now? (Footage from the movie Back to School in which Professor Terguson yells at a woman is shown.). (walks away), (Footage from various commercials plays.). They're so conniving, and yet so inviting. (holds his head), Dino-Rob: (coming in) Aw. NC (vo): Dont kiss it, you dont know where its been! I remember being in about 5th grade eating them like a pig. Bye! The only down side was that by the time I was 13 I was almost 300 lbs. If I remember correctly the stickers were the same everytime but it didn't matter! My sister swore up and down that these cookies never existed but I knew they did. Youre not a contracted construction worker! Grail Knight: You must choosebut choose wisely. Their role, is to smile and enjoy being a child! That's what my ad says. He gets out all the information you need in seconds, literally seconds. Somebody kill me. Life was amazing back then! My mom would always buy them. I lost it, though. It would take decades for other sandwich cookies to grasp the multiple filling concept, but modern offerings, while delicious, still dont measure up to my memories of Giggles. NC: You know, instead of the summer of (A new caption shown on the photo is shown. You were right, director of My Pet Monster! They should bring back all the oldies but goodies. NC (vo): The toys were awesome, and this guy was awesome. They are sold on Ebay. NC (vo): And it wasnt just called Nintendo Cereal, it was called the Nintendo Cereal System. NC: (to somebody offscreen) Hey, you got our basketball? Hello. I keep hearing theyre gonna make a new Ghostbusters movie sometime soon, and Im telling you right now: If they do not do a crossover with Ghostbusters 3 and bring Ecto Cooler back, somebody really will be a fucking ghost. Im not nuts! A killer clown!". Seriously, given the chance, would you want to bite into something you fear would bite you back, or something that is clearly laughing at you? Me and my sister would always fight over them. NC (vo): I always remember, you'd call them up and some jerkoff would talk as slowly as possible so he could make sure that he eats up your time and your fucking money. Ohhhhhhhhhh man the giggle cookies, who didn't love these cookies, I have a little cousin that looks just like a giggle cookie hehehehe. I'm a wreck! That all I ever wanted was to bring them something great! (gasps) Sandy Claws! NC (vo): Speaking of Santa, how many of you get nostalgic whenever you see this commercial every year? This site almost makes me want to cry, seeing all these products from my childhood! We had a huge mirror behind the table and we would stare at ourselves while eating the cookies and making faces. Ok, Im laughingat these commercials! Dir Sir or Madame;
My name is David Gordon. I thought you meant Nintendo, theAnimatronic Horse That Only Eats Toothpaste and Circus Midgets. Whatever it was, it was incredible, and it lasted a real long time, but at some point, they discontinued it, and by God, were we pissed off! For a cookie cream nut like me Giggles Cookies were a dream come true. And a free prize in every box! ), (NC yells skyward in victory as he is struck by blue lightning and disappears from his chair.
NC: How could such cunning manipulation go unappreciated? I remember eating those while watching Alf on tv! To die, to sleep, No more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. :) Ebay account required. But my absolute favorite is the caption at the bottom: Apple Jacks '94. It's like if Cocoa Puffs tasted like Oat Bran. It's good to know that I wasn't just imagining this. They are not spell checked or reviewed for accuracy. (The Nabisco logo appears with a Ding!), (TV static transition to: Crossfire commercial. (normal) I was fascinated by kids who had Chia Pet. We'll see if he's cool by subjecting him to the Apple Jacks Test. Down at Fraggle Rock. Yeah, it wasnt a Mario cereal or a Zelda cereal. NC (vo): It was kind of cool, because it was technically two cereals in one. They are sold on Ebay. What the hells wrong with me?! Very good cookies. I love cookies, always have. The kids get the cups, and what do they do? (TV static transition to: Wet Banana commercial. I mean, was a stick really too expensive to use as a sword, so you have to use these? Lets move! Olympian, I don't want to buy a coin operated horse but I wouldn't mind taking you for a ride! Fine. It's a good trade. (TV static transition to: A Chia Pets commercial. Announcer: The ultimate challenge: Crossfire! (NC looks off-screen puzzled.) I was about 7-8 when that was out. Hardcore, kids. Best damn commercials when you were 5, the kids who couldnt stop laughing. Uh-oh. He likes Giggles' funny faces. Change). Are you interested in buying coin operated horses or spring rocking horses??? I remember them coming with a sheet of 4 stickers in every package. I do!! NC: (smiles) Yes, be like Billy and take a ride on the Wet Banana. Of course they said "no", but I really wish there was a way. Please check your email to confirm your newsletter subscription. The commercial shows a closed supermarket, where a worker is putting boxes of Ecto-Cooler on the shelves. That means there were two bags in each box. But I remember it was kind of a pain. He's got a supernatural creature that hasn't been discovered by science yet, but where's that darn ball? I loved giggle cookies whay do they always take away the good stuff. NC: Why? And for a moment, why, I made directors cry! Announcer: Regular Wet Banana 25 feet long, and the new Wet Banana Super Slide 30 feet long! I wish they would bring them back. From Hasbro. You might be able to sell it if you stop now! So, welcome back to the traditional Nostalgia Critic, where everything is back to normal. ever since I have been tring to find them. Man they really need to bring back nmore food from the 80's. As cookies go, they were tasty, like any sandwich cookie that knows its stuff. The added bonus was the allegedly cute faces and two different kinds of creme. This isnt enough to make me giggle, but it certainly is enough to make me smile. I was overjoyed thinking no matter what happens, my mom loves me and wants me to smile. What the hell does that mean? Announcer: Each sold separately. But every so ofter, we as adults need to be reminded too! Oh, and there was also a peanut butter creme version, featuring an entire cafeteria of kids giggling. Here I was thinking this was going to be the commercial where no one actually did what the cookie tried to get you to do! I loved these cookies!!! I loved giggles. My friend and I used to eat this at the dining room table at my house. The stickers were the best treat. NC (vo): Speaking of awesome, why the hell is there no more Ecto Cooler in the world? NC (vo; laughs): Calm down, kid! A package would cost under two bucks and if you were a savvy shopper at the time, you could find coupons that would take up to 25 cents off that price. (TV static transition to: Giggles cookies commercial. Puppies! And I, Nostalgia Critic! (Santa Claus is shown visiting Fred Flintstone at his home while eating Fruity Pebbles cereal. . And for the love of God, dont invite your friends over to watch it. (Beat) Actuallythat's not a bad idea. I liked the funny faces on the cookies, and I though they were pretty good. NC (vo): Get this. (The TV turns itself on and throws a few books at him through the screen.) Thanks Folks! Have you been a naughty little boy?
Youve been warned. NC (vo): Actually, this sort of takes on a different meaning nowadays, doesnt it? I want try these! A fucking killer clown!!! Perhaps there's a recipe so that it was possible to make them at home. Its practically a staple of Christmas now. You'll get caught up in the Crossfire! Do you really have to put the word System at the end?
(TV static transition to: Ecto-Cooler commercial. While the concept was fun and they seemed to have initial success, the Giggle didnt last. Announcer: You can dip and slip like Ricky! ITS FUCKING GROSS! Hes like a junior Sam Kinison! Get off my Wet Banana! My pebbles! Stickers were hard for kids in the eighties to resist, and whatever loyalty I had to Oreo quickly disappeared. Teen Titans Go, Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, Video Game Review 2: Blues Brothers (SNES), NC - Live Review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2. I always ask people if they remember giggles and they look at me like im nuts! I just found out that the name of the cookies are giggles. You are officially my favorite blog now LOL. . Everything just seemed so fast, that everything else moved in slow-mo after he was done. Aragorn: (from The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King) For Frodo. They even came with stickers. NC (vo): Hell, yeah! I remember the commercial. Santa: (audio on the other end of the line) Ho-ho-ho! NC (vo): Ah, screw it. Teen: (to the camera) two kinds of cream inside. NC (vo): Oh, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies. In the 1980s, they released a delicious and wonderfully goofy-looking sandwich cookie, Giggles. Man, those must be some pretty ghetto kids. And just look at this incredible selection they have. I mean, did the best thing to come out of Slimer literally come out of Slimer?
Slaughter. Background singers: Two cereals in one! I've been searching on the internet for smiley face cookies. Youve reached Santas hotline! (I loved the cookies too. I LOVED these cookies and I wish that they would bring them back. thank you internet! I wont die until the Internets invented! LOL. Hes taking fun-time just a little too freaking seriously! Theres even a Chia tree! Announcer: New Giggles Cookies: Two kinds of cream in each funny face. I remember them making some that had the chocolate cookie on one side and the vanilla on the other! It was awesome. This will do us well. It does nothing except grow! Maybe thats why it didnt last so long, because half of it was on the floor instead of the bowl. Crossfire! He's not looking too good.). Would love to have an unopened box of these..went through dozens of these growing up as a child of the 80s, they were good cookies. Boy: (sings with glowing green eyes in a low voice) Robots in disguise! Announcer: And Santa needs your help to spread the Christmas cheer. I had totally forgotten about these cookies! Micro Machine Man: (talks quickly) The Micro Machine Man here, carrier there. You heard me right, I would take the cream from the cookie and I would stack the discarded husks. (LogOut/ (We see an image of the Popples as their normal selves.) I bet you have. But i remember having them as far back as when i was 3. oh man why did they stop making them along with so many other wonderful foods and drinks from the 80s? NC (vo; as Barney): Hey, Fred, how can we celebrate Christmas if Jesus isnt born yet? These were the best cookies ever!!! I've asked so many people about these cookies and no one remembered - I'm glad I found them and can confirm that I'm not crazy! Good luck!!! (to the camera) I dunno. Slow, Deep Voice off-screen: Billy, its Mother. I still remember those odd facesbut they tasted good and that's all that mattered. And best of all, Giggles are the only cookies with a double filling of delicious fudge and vanilla cream inside each one. My mom used to put them in my abbage Patch Kid lunchbox. NC (vo): Look at it. I loved them! I LOVED Giggle cookies! ), Micro Machine Man: And these play-sets fit together to form a perfectly precise Micro Machine world. I sure wish they would bring them back.
commercial squeeze 1994 dunkaroos See for yourself how a cookie could elicit such a response, when you click play below! Good times! Loooooooved these things!! NC: (laughs) Yes, dipping and sliding is a very good thing to do with your Wet Banana. They were beyond the best thing ever when I was a kid. Its for breakfast now! NC: I could actually watch these ads all day. (Images of what NC describes are shown, with the boy shown to be screaming "Son of a--" upon spilling the cereal.) Oh, my God, we could be drinking Slimer splooge! I LOVED these cookies but no one I talk to ever remembered them and looked at me like I was crazy. Somebody actually looked at this picture and called it "Apple Jacks '94", as if to say: NC: God. NC (vo): Oh, God! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies! Though I thought the commercial was stupid. I remember getting these a couple of times as a kid, but I dont really remember being too excited about them.
These cookies were so tasty too. My mom used to always buy them for me! NC (vo): Just like today, fast food joints handed out toys with their kids meals, and sometimes, you get a cup, like these He-Man ones here at Burger King. (waves and stands up to walk off-screen). Also check out the other =Food of the 80s?> pages. (puts the photo down and sighs) Theres nothing left for me anymore. (pauses) What would Dad say? NC (vo): Do you think the kids from It did that, like when they all took that picture together, they simply labelled it the summer of Apple Jacks '54? Use them as swords. NC (vo): Thank God this guy doesnt do audiobooks. (Footage of the TV-miniseries/movie It plays as the seven main kid characters take a picture together.). NC: Okay. It starts with a boy watching the intro of Fraggle Rock on TV.). The coolest one of these commercials was the Insecticons, the robots that looked like insects. I actually emailed Nabisco and asked them if it was possible to special order them. ), Background singers: 1, 2, 3, 4/Connect Four! NC (vo; in a low voice): Behold, the most boring thing in the entire freakin world! The new, funny-faced sandwich cookies. Feel free to buy as many as you like. I enjoy Oreos. They were still awesome, and we loved every minute of em! The Grinch vs. NC: Go, Billy! Better than E.L. Fudge, better than oreos, better than any cookie! (Santa and Sally slide down, and a plop is heard), NC: Oh, exceptChristmasmay be gone forever. I even remember looking at the box and laughing at the happy faces as I enjoyed them! Oogie Boogie: (speaks off-screen while turning a crank to dump Sally and Santa Claus into a boiling vat of lava) Bye-bye, Sandman! Power makes the cranes and hardhat. Nothing but commercials! Probably the only cookies my mother ever bought that I actually liked! Crossfire! Off-screen Girl Singer: Magic Potty Baby, Im so glad , (A girl kisses the baby doll on the cheek.). (An image of a dentist's waiting room is shown. Man, I am so glad to see other people know of Giggles. (laughs evilly), (TV static transition to: Magic Potty Baby commercial. I think the last time my mom bought them was in 1994, when i was 10. NC (vo): Also, I felt bad playing with these becauseI always felt like I was giving the Popples a migraine. So get the Giggles theres a mouthful of fun in every bite. Two kids, a teen and a toddler, are eating cookies, and the toddler can't stop giggling throughout the whole commercial.). (NC falls forward in his chair and drops the photo, holding this pose for several seconds.). I'm sure now they would taste no different than most sandwich cookies by Nabisco now, but the smiles seemed to make them taste better. And that does it for todays gaggle of giggling cookie eaters. Come to dinner. I wrote it on a picture. :D #LOVEthe80s, THESE KOOKIE COOKIES WERE AWESOME.AS A KID OF THE 80S I LOVE ANYTHING AND ALL THINGS FROM THE 80SROKK ON. ), Singers: Seasons greetings in our souls . If you havent played this game, then you have no childhood. But IMHO, the TV commercials were silly and stupid.
(A screenshot of Tom Hanks' character in Big holding a toy prototype and saying, Make em bugs.). (TV static transition to: A PSA commercial on reading. It was a series of sports balls that could be turned into cuddly creatures. It's funny how you remember things as a child. It sounds silly, but I remember this being so much of a problem that my Mom stopped buying cream cookies. Not so much the commercials though). Im pathetic! I don't remember these cookies, but I remember my sister had stickers of these cookies in her sticker book! I ate the cookies, but I couldn't remember the names until I saw a commercial for them on Youtube. NC: (as Girl 2) YES. OMG! (We start seeing various commercials that we watched during our childhoods.). OMG I thought I was crazy and making things up/memories until I found this posting. Get naked! they should do a promo and bring back cookies of the 80's. NC: (sings a la Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas) But I never intended all this bullshit. NC: Fight the good fight, Sgt. (walks off-screen to sit at his desk) Well, folks, Im back! Announcer: Call 1-900-909-4300; $2 first minute, 45 cents each additional. NC (vo): I mean, I loved commercials growing up. Maybe I need to take a break from nostalgic movies and nostalgic TV shows and take a look at the stuff in between. Cool, I remember eating these! Send them an e-mails to see what they will do. NC: Though it would probably be the first cereal where you have to be over 18 to eat it. And I just cant wait until my next review, Cause I got some new ideas that I really want to do! Today, we look back to 1987, and meet a boy whose sister has a case of the gigglesover a cookie! NC (vo): Okay. oh my, i asked everyone i knew about these recently. NC: Oh. Announcer: Get your parents permission to call Santas special phone number now. (looks down and picks up a school photo of himself as a kid while"Sad Romance" byThao Nguyen Xanh plays) Look at yourself.
discontinued cookies 90s 1980s fudge foods verbicidemagazine They won't make these anymore because the "chocolate" ones look racist. Most spring horses are made by Blazon, Wonder, Flexible Flyer, and Radio Flyer. Not that peanut butter sandwich crackers arent good, but theyre not Gigglesor cookies. Thats all a tree does! Bulls! My family was really rich and one year for my birthday my dad filled the swimming pool with Giggles cookies. Female Announcer: Magic Potty Baby and her magic potty. I always loved that they were such happy cookies! Pinky, Elmyra and the Brain - Was That Real? Doesn't that hurt? Each sold separately. Change), You are commenting using your Twitter account. The commercial shows an arena with a large crowd cheering as two boys play the Crossfire game in an action-packed fashion.).
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